- Has a wife
- Seems to think someone who works in retail smiling at him is a special sign of potential affection
- Oh, my bad. She also sometimes says “Good morning.” Yep, that sounds like a woman who’s desperate to have sex with you.
- Ends his listing with a question that is so, so skeevy.
This doesn’t sound like an asshole who harasses women and wants to (but probably can’t) cheat on his wife. Nope, not at all. #sarcasmintended