On Books & Movies

I’m probably not alone in my preference to read the book before I see its film adaptation.


This sentence is how bluepagespecial begins the blog post detailing a short review of The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

I find this sentence interesting mainly because I so strongly disagree with it.

I find that if I read the book/short story/etc. before reading the movie, the movie is almost always a disappointment. In order for a movie to make coherent sense and not be 12 hours long, it cannot contain everything that was loveable or, often, even important that was in a novel.

Furthermore, since a movie is a different form of media, it has different strengths & weaknesses than a book. Since it must rely so heavily on the visual, and simply feels cheesy if it does the voice-over-to-get-in-the-head-of-the-character bit, it is not going to go into the head of the character quite so much. Yet it still needs to convey why a character is so loveable.

I feel that a movie adaptation should be considered a separate entity from the novel.

I love the movie “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.” I love Truman Capote’s short story Breakfast at Tiffany’s. But are they the same story? Not even close.

Due to this theory, as well as the fact that it is impossible to view a movie without bias if you have already read the book on which it is based, I actually prefer to watch the movie first.

What about you? Book first? Movie first? Movie at all?

Don’t Read This Book. But if You Do, Here’s a Drinking Game.

I just finished Rose Pressey’s Flip That Haunted House, which I was hoping would be witty, amusing, and full of ghosts. It was none of those things.


Don’t let my 99 cent Nook price fool you – I’m not worth it.

Thus, I find I must recommend that you never, ever read this book.

If, however, you are held at gunpoint, and thus must devour the pages of this novel, I have created the following drinking game to help you through it.

Take a Drink If:

  • The dialogue is mind-numbingly boring, and you’re only half paying attention.
  • Something dangerous happens. (Take two drinks if something dangerous happens, but you just. Don’t. Care if any of the characters get hurt or not.)
  • You come across a typo or formatting error.
  • Someone makes a psychic pronouncement.
  • The main character makes a remark about hating her name or makes a remark defending it (to you, dear reader, or others).
  • Every time the protagonist swoons for her handyman neighbor. (Take two drinks if she does so immediately after saying she’s so totally not into him.)
  • You’re asking yourself why a new plot twist was introduced.
  • You’re asking yourself why the supernatural plot isn’t more involved in a book supposedly written about flipping a haunted house.

Take five drinks if the heroine kisses someone & you’re wondering why there isn’t at least some graphic sex to try to save this book.

There you go. Either your crazed torturer will shoot you, or you will die of alcohol poisoning.

OMG, Really?

So, despite being a twenty-something (on the older side!), I still occasionally like YA fiction. By this, I mean that I consume mass amounts of it, but do not actually like most of it as much as I would like to.* Yet I keep reading them.**
So I was perusing the free books available for NookBooks, when I came across this gem:

poorly named novel

I instantly began giggling & felt I had to share. A young adult novel entitled “Arousing Love?” The subtle and/or misleading title strikes me as very funny.

Thoughts? Ideas on the next title, if this were a series? (I’m thinking “The Ejaculatory Debate Team.”)

*My one exception? Sarah Dessen. I always enjoy her books, and they have the additional benefit of tending to make me feel better. It doesn’t matter what’s bothering me – Dessen & Austen are both a great fix. (Plus, if you’re into reading author blogs, twitter feeds, etc., you can see that Dessen is a super sweet lady.)

**It’s an addiction, like crack. Except that I hopefully get to keep all of my teeth.

Book Review: A Thousand Pardons

The book is entitled A Thousand Pardons, written by Jonathan Dee.

Awesome cover, mais oui?

Awesome cover, mais oui?

This is Dee’s fifth novel, though I was a Dee-virgin prior to reading this particular work. I have seen him described as “literary” in many places, but don’t know that I agree with that assessment for this particular novel.

What is it about?

A Thousand Pardons looks at the Armstead family – prestigious lawyer Ben, his wife Helen, and their adopted Asian daughter Sara. Ben & Helen have been married for awhile, and their marriage has lost its’ spark. While their daughter Sara thinks they are having a date night, they are actually going to couples’ counseling.

So their date night is not this fun, or hilarious.

So their date night is not this fun, or this hilarious.

Ben is severely depressed and just bored with everything, which results in his entangling himself in an awkward situation with an attractive young female working at his firm – an awkward situation that ends with him being disgraced, losing his job, and even serving some jail time.

Prisoner Holding Cigarette Between Bars

Dun dun duhn!

Suddenly, Helen, who has been out of the workforce for many years, needs to find a job and struggle to keep her daughter Sara feeling safe and at home in their now reduced family (a struggle which is destined to fail, as Sara is a teenager).

The title of the novel comes from the very public struggle that the Armstead family has to endure, since Ben’s thoughtlessness leads to scandal that is covered in all of the media outlets, as well as from the job that Helen procures. Helen finds a job in PR, and becomes “the apology specialist.” She convinces specific people, companies, etc., that when they are suffering a scandal, it is better for them to apologize for any wrongdoings, because the public wants to forgive them.

And this strategy works. She ends up receiving a promotion, and even spends some time around a movie star she was acquainted with in her youth.

Was it any good?

Yes. There were many aspects of this novel I enjoyed. Like I said, however, I would not call this literary fiction, and there were definitely some spots that missed the mark.

The novel begins very strong, and it is this strong beginning that will keep you reading, even when you get to parts of the book that you do not like as much.

The novel receives a gold star for its' beginning.

The novel receives a gold star for its’ beginning.

One of the reasons that the beginning is so strong is the introduction to the characters – but specifically, to Helen. While Dee skips around a little bit with respect to which character he is focusing on, he does seem to focus on Helen the most, making her feel like a protagonist (as your reading progresses, however, it seems that Dee has the idea of the family being the focus all along). Helen is, in general, a pretty likeable & relate-able character. While she does get her job in PR absurdly easily, considering her lack of experience or education specializing in that field, because you want to see Helen succeed, you’ll probably slightly suspend disbelief for this fact.

The writing for this novel was very smooth and readable. Moreover, this novel is more than a frothy beach-read. While it is easy to read, and has many elements of simplicity in it, at the same time, it works to avoid the conventions and cliches that could easily have turned this novel into a predictable pile of romantic schlop.

The novel receives a gold star for not being a predictable pile of romantic schlop.

The novel receives a gold star for not being a predictable pile of romantic schlop.

On the other hand, something which this novel did that I was not particularly fond of was broaden its’ scope. I felt like the author tried to include too many things, leading to some of that simplicity being lost, and resulting in the novel feeling a bit messy at the end. A possible murder appears out of nowhere to muck things up, which just feels ridiculous. The adopted daughter Sara begins dating a boy who makes her question how her race affects how other people view her, and who possibly begins stalking her, a storyline which is not resolved but simply disappears shortly before the novel ends. The husband Ben is reintroduced and seems completely changed and chagrined by his jail time, which is simply not believable. Basically, the novel begins to feel like it is rambling, and rather than making something poignant and touching out of this family portrait, ends up just reminding the reader of how messy family life is (and what a shit the reader probably was as a teenager).

Rating: 2 gold stars


As always, that depends on what you are like as a reader, and what you are looking to read at this particular time. While Dee does write something interesting with an arresting beginning, he does not end the novel quite so coherently, and brings up unnecessary factors to the novel which are disconcerting and often simply ridiculous. The thing which disappointed me most was the introduction of racial tension when that issue was obviously not going to be adequately handled. If you are looking for a read that is slightly above beach-read/romance dribble, then yes. If you are looking for something with depth, I do not recommend this book.

This book is slated to be released March 12, 2013. I received an advanced copy for review, but all opinions, thoughts, etc., are my own.

The Obligatory Introductory Post

As the title suggests, here is the obligatory introductory post. This post is for all of those readers who want to know:

  • Who am I?
  • Why am I writing?
  • & why should you read me?

And for those who don’t want to know any of this information, feel free to skip over it.

Okay. Here goes:

I am a twenty-something*-year-old new mother suffering a “being-in-your-twenties-sucks!” life crisis. I used to think it was just me who wasn’t enjoying herself appropriately during this decade, but have since learnt from many people who seem fairly well-adjusted that feeling like shit at this time in my life is normal, so now I feel validated and somewhat relieved in these feelings and looking forward to turning 30, despite the fact that I will then be halfway to 60**.

As a new mom who has finally figured out a career path by which I can make a living (I am going back to school for accounting), I do not have as much time as I would like for reading, will most likely not blog very often, and think and talk about poop entirely too often.

Having written the above disclaimer, I will try to post on here at least one more time this year***, and while I reserve the right to write about any topic my heart desires, I have a feeling I will mainly be reviewing the media I have had a chance to read/watch/absorb/etc. (From this feeling arose the title of this blog.)

As to why you should read me – well, I can’t guarantee that you should. I hope to write blog posts that are somewhat interesting, that will help you decide whether or not you are interested in reading a forthcoming novel, or make you laugh, or simply cause you to say: “Yes! That is a well written blog post.” If my writing does not make you feel this way, however, then feel free to give it a pass. There is too much interesting material out in the world to waste your time on something that is not compelling.

Of course, I hope that you will consider this blog worth your time, and furthermore, I hope  that you leave many, many comments. (I like comments). Perhaps you would like to leave one now, regarding your opinion of this introductory post****.

*You know that saying about not asking a woman her age? It applies here.

**Not that there’s anything wrong with this age, of course.

***Don’t you love manageable goals?

****Pretty please, with sugar on top?