Creepy Craigslist: The Only Response this Guy Deserves is a Restraining Order

ew...you have a wifeLet’s see, the poster:

  1. Has a wife
  2. Seems to think someone who works in retail smiling at him is a special sign of potential affection
  3. Oh, my bad. She also sometimes says “Good morning.” Yep, that sounds like a woman who’s desperate to have sex with you.
  4. Ends his listing with a question that is so, so skeevy.

This doesn’t sound like an asshole who harasses women and wants to (but probably can’t) cheat on his wife. Nope, not at all. #sarcasmintended

Fate is blind?

One individual brave enough to even give us his name (if that’s his real name) has posted an advertisement on Craigslist:

fate is blind #questionmark

First of all, this guy is really into music. He mentions wanting to watch “The Sound of Music,” which is a really long date movie, and mentions he wants a girl who will “sing with” him. I have to wonder, is this relationship feasible if she’s tone deaf?

But even more interesting, to me, is his comment at the end: “…let’s email and see if fate is really blind.” Is that a thing? I know they say justice is blind, but did not realize that people said fate is blind, too.

Regardless, I hope you find your “missed connection,” Brian.

Short Story Stimulus: Being Creepy

If you have casually perused my blog at all, you will know that I kind of┬álove reading Craigslist’s missed connections. Sometimes sad, often funny, these writings have the potential to touch my soul, but more often, skeeve me out.

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So, this week’s writing prompt? Be obsessive. Write the creepiest Craigslist missed connection you can think of. Maybe you can use it in a story or something, but post the m.c. writing on your blog & link to it with Mister Linky – so that Craiglist can inspire even more amusement, for me.

I really think this prompt can inspire some great work!