Creepy Craigslist: The Only Response this Guy Deserves is a Restraining Order

ew...you have a wifeLet’s see, the poster:

  1. Has a wife
  2. Seems to think someone who works in retail smiling at him is a special sign of potential affection
  3. Oh, my bad. She also sometimes says “Good morning.” Yep, that sounds like a woman who’s desperate to have sex with you.
  4. Ends his listing with a question that is so, so skeevy.

This doesn’t sound like an asshole who harasses women and wants to (but probably can’t) cheat on his wife. Nope, not at all. #sarcasmintended

Creepy Craiglist: Why are you posting instead of calling the police?

call the popo

Well, that sounds creepy. You should probably call the police instead of posting a missed connection.

Also – what a great story prompt. You get bonus points if you take this creepy Craigslist post & write a story about it! (But only if you let me know, maybe even posting a link, in the comments below.)