DUDE. You are SO fucking ANGRY that this CHICK doesn’t want to SCREW you. ALSO you use a LOT of capslock. Like, a lot.
This thing is all over the place. BUT I feel like it could be FUN to see the conversation that PROMPTed this post. If writing ABOUT that interaction TICKLES your fancy, please post a link in the comments below!
RANDOM CAPS LOCK ‘CAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?!
Ok. WHY don’t you know his first name?
Oh, Ann Arbor Craigslist missed connections – how I love thee!
Pretty much this entire post is amaze-balls, but my favorite line is the one about his parents being disappointed.
It’s such an odd line to end the post on, and also caused me to wonder, temporarily, if the disappointed parents had written it. I vote towards “no,” although if his parents had written it, it would make giggle.
Well, that sounds creepy. You should probably call the police instead of posting a missed connection.
Also – what a great story prompt. You get bonus points if you take this creepy Craigslist post & write a story about it! (But only if you let me know, maybe even posting a link, in the comments below.)