Craig’s List Capture: Jail Tends to Make the Hormones Rage

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First of all, if you want to pick up a chick, you probably shouldn’t mention her father in your pick-up line. Particularly if her father was recently incarcerated.

Secondly, am I the only one who envisions this encounter as having been extremely awkward and uncomfortable for the woman he’s hitting on? Somehow, I don’t imagine he was Holmes-esque in noticing the lack of wedding ring. I picture him staring at her hands, and analyzing her face with an “I Farted” face as he tries to be sneaky in analyzing if he stands a chance.

My guess, however, is that he doesn’t.

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