I recently read an article about why women stay with husbands who have cheated on them and came across this sentence:
“We tend to think that once a slippery bit has slid into someone else’s slippery bit, it’s the end of a relationship.”
It so confused & befuddled me, I felt I had to share. Is this some odd, middle-school metaphor contest where “slippery bit” has become a PG reference to genitalia? Or some kind of reference to the “slippery slope” of bad behavior?
The only thing I’m sure of? It’s a poorly written sentence.
Now I totally want to hold a “worst sex metaphor” contest. Feel free to share some in the comments below!