Befuddled Because I’m Not Sure What I’m Befuddled About

I recently read an article about why women stay with husbands who have cheated on them and came across this sentence:

“We tend to think that once a slippery bit has slid into someone else’s slippery bit, it’s the end of a relationship.”

It so confused & befuddled me, I felt I had to share. Is this some odd, middle-school metaphor contest where “slippery bit” has become a PG reference to genitalia? Or some kind of reference to the “slippery slope” of bad behavior?

The only thing I’m sure of? It’s a poorly written sentence.

Now I totally want to hold a “worst sex metaphor” contest. Feel free to share some in the comments below!


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